🧠 THE AMERICAN DREAM, REDACTED

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING:

UPWARD MOBILITY MAY CAUSE:
—DELUSIONS
—MORAL DILEMMAS
—IDENTITY CRISES...
AND IN EXTREME CASES...
DEATH
—from Playing Coltrane by Andre Hardy

Subtle. Stark. Dangerous in its honesty.
This is the anti-slogan for the ambition age, a clean-cut warning label on the cost of making it.

This shirt doesn’t shout—it whispers truth at full volume.

Perfect for:

• Book lovers with edge

• Dreamers who’ve seen behind the curtain

• Educators, creators, and professionals carrying double consciousness